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NewsFlash!! by wonderaz - 2001-01-13 16:42:04
Teddy Roosevelt is to receive the Medal of Honor for his charge up San Juan Hill. His great-grandson, Tweed (who the hell came up with that name and why??) Roosevelt, said that Teddy would have said, "Bully". *We let people like this run the country*


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Patrol Status by wonderaz - 2000-12-31 04:31:02
I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing though. If you find me in the middle of a situation in here, do NOT make any sudden noises, back off slowly, and go find MstrG quickly. If Paint is also involved in the same situation, close this window immediately and wait for an all clear email from one of the surviving Admins.The New Year is having no affect upon me at all.


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Something of great potential concern... by wonderaz - 2000-12-15 06:20:30
There is this family of fish called Mormyrids. They are little boogers some with long snouts for rooting around in muck looking for food. They are pretty much the only animal on the planet that has the same brain to body weigh ratio as humans. I just thought you should know.


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THE 2K CLUB POPULATION HAS DOUBLED!! by wonderaz - 2000-11-06 02:01:04
I am so PROUD to announce the addition of the newest (and only other) member of the ever so exclusive 2K Club.

THE EVER SO CLEVER... Paint CHiPs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paint, way cool having you here. You have been a major asset to the forum and we will ALL miss you if you die.

This is a day that will live in infamy in Internet history and will be something that you all can tell your grandkids or neighbors on death row in years to come.




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InmateUpdate by wonderaz - 2000-08-21 02:21:37
Well, well, changes abound. As you can see we have a new logo befitting the mental state of the vast majority of the membership. Keep checking the main page here as there will be many other additions coming about within the next few days. Now that Paint has sobered up, I may be able to get him to help install some really cool features that we have been putting together based upon your suggestions. Any donations of aspirin and menudo to help Paint get his shit together would be appreciated. Your help in keeping that reprobate AchoholSoopaFiend away from him would speed up the process also.

A few of you have been a little concerned about JEB's dog, Fred, running loose in the forum. I feel your pain, but there is little we can do about it. We recently instituted a leash law in the forum area, but apparently Fred's attorney (Fred has cost JEB a fortune in attorney fees) quoted some "Grandfather's Clause" legal mumbo jumbo so there is nothing we can do. Here is a little help for you in the meantime. #1 Those stains will come out of most colorfast materials if soaked in a prewash.#2 Just hold still until Fred is through. Struggling is futile and only gets him more excited.#3 What ever you do, don't run. Even if you did get away, Fred can track you down. His breed is virtually infallable in finding their prey/date.


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