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• The birthday dinner from Hell
• This law baffles me.
• The Human capacity for comprehension of death
• Supply-side Jesus
• When in Rome
• US soldier kills rare Bengal tiger in Iraq zoo
• VeriSign redirects error pages
• From Montgomery to Fort Worth
• Banned Book Week
• Foster Kids
• Aloha...
• What is the reputation of this UK news paper?
• Hello I'm Lost too.
• Conservatives against Bush
• Wish me luck
• What a prick! Pt. 2
• Mike Powell (Colin's son) to resign from head of...
• Farkin' Franken
• Afganistan post-liberation
• here I go again .. who's got a couch?
• Republican letter(s) to the editor
• Gordon Jump dead, flags at Maytag at half-mast
• WHy are like half the posts here news articles?
• Peddle Porn
• Damn meds and their side effects
• Bush speaks to UN
• New Anti-virus software by who?
• Yay for that electric stuff
• Abuse
• AMD and Zappa team up!
• World Resources
• Anti-swapping CDs: will a Sharpie fix this, too?
• Papa was a rolling stone....
• Warning: IBM may cause cancer.
• BBCA
• arnie on native casinos and taxes
• Sumbitch
• Splat?
• the Indian Colombo
• Dont work too hard...
• warchalking
• StopKill?
• Parasitic cell-clump or human being?
• the Asylum essays
• Pittsburgh
• The Telescope Game
• Bush's weapon of mass peace.....
• the monstrosity revisited
• Caption Time
• Dwarf orgies - with or without 69 fetuses
• So, I met this girl (squee lives in public)
• Doctor doctor, gimme the news: Robert Palmer died
• One for Funkyrooster - General Wesley Clark and...
• Conker World Championship Under Threat
• Writer George Plimpton dead, too.
• Palestinian Intellectual Edward Said Dead at 67
• do not call telemarketing free speech
• Octopus erections
• Happy Birthday, hellfire and...
• When's the fucking rugby?
• ATTENTION CHIPS JR: Dr Who Returns!
• Yo no hablo espanol bien pero
• Harass yourself
• Crap.
• the fanciful nose
• Happy Birthday, Erinity!
• Your celebrity shag list
• Methodists, racism and cookies....
• What has the US military got against tongue spli...
• Become a Police Sniper
• Would you trust electronic voting? I wouldn't.
• eggplant to the rescue
• Belated greetings
• Gulp, Big
• October already? Baseball playoffs begin!
• Happy Birthday Cancer!
• Good News in the World of Celebrity Deaths
• Leni Riefenstahl: Evil or Genius?
• Hurricane Juan devastates Canada!
• I'm not weird, okay?
• Lunch
• Drug War Victims
• career decisions
• Dinner
• We're a record label. But we're not evil.
• The Worst Jobs in science
• He's just saying this to prepare us for DNA mani...
• What Sports Do You HATE?
• happy birthday nute!
• Happy birthday Smug!
• Breakfast
• Non-human Molecule Is Absorbed By Eating Red Mea...
• Autumn Haiku
• glynis, come tell us your story!
• Dead Pool: The Pope
• Morning
• Carson City, Nevada, USA -- Saturday, November 1...
• Th Way of the World
• Bloody hell
• Payback
• Animals Humping!!!
• FAO Chelsea supporters (thats you pj)
• Comfort?
• The 500K thread
• Lock up the women and sheep!
• Lib Free or Die
• Evil American Grey Squirrel - Shoot to Kill
• Smug?
• Virtual insanity
• Travelocity bait-and-switch
• career decision redeaux
• Out of Fashion
• Red Wings G Joseph available in NHL waiver draft
• from my inbox
• Poop on you
• Amazing Photograph
• All Kenya rape claims against British soldiers a...
• So we're just gonna blow right by the fact...
• look no more b00bs
• Another day, another facial injury.
• Tommy
• In Laws
• Do you have your "Brown Wings" Yet?
• Avatars
• Quotable Quotes
• 2003 Ig Nobel prizes awarded
• BREAKING NEWS! (for Paint)
• Bowling Ball for Columbine
• Wiggaz
• FAO Phil (formally known as sparky)
• Brian Tracy for Governor! ---- BBC Radio 4's Bro...
• Hack poetry by Dubya
• Cunt
• Titties
• Where your money for Iraq is going to
• cock
• so I finally managed to hit the 2k post mark
• Happy Birthday Feral
• Israel Attacks Islamic Jihad Base in Syria
• $#@%*&@*%!!!!!
• Homosexual necrophiliac ducks
• half life 2 code stolen and leaked on net!
• Go ahead and jump!
• I am a cliche and a loser, and I love you too
• Changing thoughts on war?
• Limits of Logic
• Live giant squid (Architeuthis) photos!
• Kevorkian back in court
• Arnold's link to Ken Lay of ENRON:Big Energy to ...
• Military Survival Rules
• Speaking of scandals - dumb, dumb, dumb!
• Election Betting Special
• presumed what?
• life is grand
• If I missed it...
• De-clawing Cats
• Answers please, Mr. Bush
• Male Contraceptive
• um...
• some parental advice please
• Want to defeat copywrite protection on a CD? Hol...
• Fox watchers beware
• FAO England fans
• Huzzah for 13k posts.
• Cheese
• Cults
• post # 10x10x10
• What will Arnold's first act as Govenor be?
• Bugs
• Group of Islanders to take on the US Navy?
• would you buy a house from this woman?
• Nice art ya' bloody cunt
• 3,000 posts
• the asylum is on crack?
• will kobe be convicted of rape?
• What $87 billion looks like
• Oxsan's Great-grandmother, Mary Ann Dennis
• Black & White
• Vatican: condoms don't stop Aids
• How long does it take you to fall asleep?
• Potential pissup?
• Aussie 24 Argie 8
• soccer ball universe
• Happy Birthday Phil
• There he goes again: Pat Robertson says destroy ...
• Rush Limbaugh: Patriot, Sports Fan, High as a M...
• This is the weirdness I don't like
• 3K Post
• Fuck trivia
• Comment for Mr Bush.
• I need a new job....
• Dirtiest President ever: Bush once again guts po...
• happy birthday carrie
• Oxsan's Message From Rapa Nui
• He not only guts pollution controls, he wants to...
• Days (daze?) In School (Oxsan)
• Astrology.
• Ecology, conservation, biodiversity.
• Edward the horse
• The Crappy Little Elf Name Generator
• Why don't we take care of each other?
• Iain Duncan Smith Address to Conservative Confer...
• Producers / Customers
• Fer all m'Texas pals . . . .
• CzEcH rEcK's beer belly
• age old swedish hymn
• For Smug - Crockett appreciation
• turn signals
• Happy Thanksgiving
• Robo-monkeys
• ode to today
• Texas redistricting in peril over leaked secret ...
• To JEB.....
• Set phasers on kill
• the Pakistan Sweden Express
• Fight Club!! the turks V england
• Observation #452
• Greyfriars Kirkyard
• Setrak Setrakian's CDs
• Car Rentals (for a class of mine)
• fatness abound
• Mad Drew: Beyond Coffeedome
• Some questions about your relationship with tech...
• Rugby World Cup: France vs USA - Halloween
• UK Law: HIV+ man guilty of infecting lovers
• If this is true it's quite funny
• Court clears way for doctors to advise on pot
• not quite online personality test.
• The Idiocy of Youth
• The Orgasm Simulator
• Riddle me this
• China joins ET
• The Catharsis of the Great Depression by Oxsan
• The Church of Beer
• Lu the Film Star
• Gaydar Direct
• Happy B-Day Deadpool
• hello hello
• The last guy in the world I'd wanna be this mornin
• It's "I Hate Skape" Day.
• Woah baby I'm thinking about your axe-wound.
• Points
• umm...yea. something new and different
• The current value of your soul
• Take off your clothes Mr. Lay.
• Morality
• "Can we have our ball back please?"
• NYC ferry crash
• Amaze your friends with words that no one uses
• Comatose woman's feeding tube removed per her wi...
• asylum awards.. revisited.. again.
• Fuck this shit (rugby thread)
• Lost without you
• Limey Skunk Breath
• Best Application for Windows Evar is available (...
• Irony Dept.: Bush orders leaks to stop says newl...
• Legal question
• bunkum!
• Yanks against the Fish. This Series sucks rocks.
• 2k
• William_Gull
• Wayne Rooney going to Chelscum? Bollocks
• A Britney Spears/Jessica Simpson hybrid that eve...
• Steve Bartman -- The Movie
• Customer Service Questionaire
• Retarded Animal Babies
• Twisted Fuckstix
• fear my pink line.
• modern living
• Oh, for the love of sex...
• Disaster strikes again!
• Repetition of Form (Oxsan)
• Terri Schiavo
• haha RAWK..Im the height of the average American...
• For the Virginians/those who were in Isabel's path
• Cum vs Moisturizer - Tested
• Treat your Papaphobia
• Australian School Curriculum Now Includes "...
• Cheating
• England vs South Africa
• Devilmoon!
• Happy Birthday, William_Gull!!!!!!!!!
• The voice of pussy
• Im a bit torn....
• The angels in Heaven rejoice: Al Franken convert...
• Aussies remake The Matrix
• Its my pleasure to be knocked.
• Happy Birthday Emerald!
• Harming yourself
• The Majors vs Rosenfeld Shoot-Out (Oxsan)
• heheh Self Destruct Emails!.... bollocks
• Tony Blair has heart attack
• Fucking Hippie Parasite
• Rusty is a....
• now that's just downright edgy
• Happy Birthday Vyper, YaNkEEs , Kaye, Old Gay Fr...
• Abominator's Rejoice! You are vindicated!
• Time for more News of the Weird
• Tales of the Seeing Eye Cat
• French Judges
• I Doubled Again
• Origin of the species
• Kobe Bryant Will Face Trial for Rape
• Science and Government
• Who's doing the actual physical labor of rebuild...
• Milky sailor
• Red alert! - Wesleys anal intrusion
• Dingle -- workin' man, brave soul . . .
• The DEVIL!
• Gambling
• Did the Florida legislature and Jeb Bush overste...
• Vanity Sizing (Oxsan)
• well, this doesn't happen every day...
• Do you lead a stressful life?
• The Secret Policeman
• Literary Theory
• I'm back
• Bush to visit his sheriff
• best article title ever.
• A Weasel Millenium
• It's National Caps Lock Day
• My new get rich scheme: I'm going to be a butter...
• Good Samaritan laws
• socialized medicine
• g00gle g0t h4x0red
• My 4,000th post
• Real magic
• Jesus & the Womenfolk
• A quintessential British thread: tea
• Wasn't this guy just on celebrity blind date?
• The Wraith is browsing!
• riddle me this, riddle me that
• ph33r m3
• George W Bush sex tape, Real or fake?
• Concorde
• a Visit to Gecko Country
• Holy Rabid Babies Batman!
• riddle me that, riddle me this
• Iraq Aid Fund Scandal
• Let's say, just hypothetically...
• Found it !!!!! (rugby radio online)
• Drugs and the NFL (F.A.O. Smug Git)
• Madame Chiang Kai-shek dead at 105
• Mighty Citrus Kings
• Geting Married Tommarow
• Sweet Jesus!
• Happy b-day lo-key
• Insurance
• What do you know about Globalization?
• What do you know about World Cities?
• Living on Butt Hole Road
• A moronic online test thread.
• Mike, the headless chicken
• Arses
• players test positive for coke and e...
• Teach your kids to develop their hidden ESP powe...
• New Forum Rule
• Buffalo pants
• My shopping cart won't shut up! It just goes on ...
• How insulting!
• You can get arthritis from using... chopsticks?
• Cursor Love Bunny
• Poster hunters needed
• I am GOd
• Free!!!
• Don't take your mechanical farting dog to the ai...
• Robert Pirsig on Intellect/intellectuals
• Don't Copy That Floppy
• An Announcement
• Ooooh yeah baby, just sign right here.
• Marvin, the Depressed Webserver?
• Russian Brides With A Difference
• How much, what time, you jack off?
• Strange designs
• smuroF mulysA > M U R O F T S O L E H T
• It's enough to make baby Jesus cry.
• For you mathematicians out there
• Diebold Memos Disclose Florida 2000 E-Voting Fraud
• The Goat Clock
• Shock and Awe
• Google conspiracy?
• Bob Dylan dead
• Grady Little... Yer Outta der!!!!
• happy birthday helltopay
• MIT offers 3,500 CDs to students... legally
• White House Website Limits Iraq-Related WebCrawl...
• A visual IQ test
• Public Service Announcement - pet food recalled ...
• Man dies in bar brawl. Bar staff are holding dy...
• Rod Roddy dead: tells Dylan to "come on dow...
• Jesus Struck By Lightning
• With colleagues like mine... who needs enemies?
• Crispy New Freestyle...
• Great Physicists
• Happy birthday wonderaz
• A Computer made out of Legos
• Wtf?
• Does anybody know the artist of "The Man So...
• The Wonder's Dozen
• Pigeon-powered Google?
• stumped
• The Carter/Cash family is having an extremely ro...
• Minnesota Barbie
• Windows Haiku
• yeah, so
• the new south park...
• Starry, starry night
• You've got mail!
• The NRA Blacklist
• I went out to see The Strokes at MSG and got arr...
• Major Historical Turning Points
• Nows thats a big map
• Damn you limey cunts
• Billy the Vampire, coming to a throne near you!
• The Matthew Shepard Memorial...
• Happy Astroday
• Moovl
• Enter the MATRIX: the TIA Reloaded
• Would you rather be a Frenchman or an American?
• WTF? Home of the Spread Eagle Ranch?
• Ruinination of the internerd?
• FAO West Ham Supporters
• would you? they did (well, almost)
• Ranulp Fiennes and Mike Stroud: Lunatics
• death of the vietnamese assassin
• Fox News sues Fox Entertainment?
• was jesus christ a player?
• What's going on, eh?
• great costume ideas
• Test your password security
• hey nute whots the deal with scat
• Striking British Postal Workers Use Magic Powers
• Penguin Police
• The Euro92 Alliance Concept and The End Times
• Shit! Religion!
• Goatboy vs Catholic School girls??
• My hairy ass
• Kostue
• now you can turn your head into a stereo speaker
• What the Hell?
• Another run-in with the police story...
• Happy Birthday SimpleSimon!
• What are the most boring states?
• Dumb Britain and Dumb America
• Pammie may be dead in 10 years?
• errrrr ok.....that's hmmm... lovely.
• Dumb Email
• The Odds Of Being You (Oxsan)
• Pamela Anderson death poll
• too, kay?
• Consumer World, We made it that way, we can chan...
• haha
• Another tale of teen violence
• wankers-r-us
• gotta love those jesus freaks..
• Hot Wheel - the answer to the Segway
• Pah rum pum pum pum
• Do you know your 80's rock songs? - a test
• Montel busted.
• Copter
• i'm back in business
• An Encounter At The Aussie Bakery(Oxsan)
• and how strong is your little fella
• What are the Most Exciting States?
• Muslims warned to leave cities?
• FCUK Off
• Saw a weird number plate today
• Things are, etc....
• Please, save me from myself
• New Taxes On Your Internet Usage?
• damn surveys
• Call Centres in India
• Voyager1 Reaches "termination shock"
• Little Leroy Wants A Bike!
• ever wonder why....
• umm.....help?
• Princes of Liberty
• Righteous, Brother: Bobby Hatfield, RIP
• new band
• Atkins Diet
• The Church of Asylum reader board
• asylumnation.com=34% evil
• Hippothongamus
• Arnold to hire GROPE PROBE
• Queen Beyoncé I
• So after 2 years
• Hello! I'm so happy to be here!
• information assurance
• The Wingnut Debate Dictionary
• Okay, okay!
• Se il cazzo avesse le ali, la tua fica sarebbe u...
• We are Avocados
• The RIAA makes headway
• Query for the registered non-posters out there
• Rugby World Cup quarter finals
• Nominations for the Ministry of Crap Design
• Iraq / Vietnam parallels
• Have you had your adenoids out?
• What molecule are you? (a test)
• When I saw this it just SCREAMED asylum
• Rapture, It was a Lady.
• Honey, could you get me some dick from the fridge?
• Bentley are Back! (even if they are German)
• $6000 Fine for ashtray
• The Names Of Tribes (Oxsan)
• Teapot spotting
• What drink are you?
• Liberal views force soldier out of military
• Click here if you want to see me naked!
• Create your face
• help a sista out...
• Windows media personal license migration service...
• News Helper
• Merry Paintmas!
• Bear Trap Insurance Suggestions.
• GW Bush versus Ken Livingstone
• Happy Birthday, CRSR!
• Placement services?
• Stress test
• Perverted justice
• i wonder what the hell that was about
• The "Which Family Guy Character are You&quo...
• Homeless Children's Folklore
• That's nice
• Catapult
• POW! To the moon!
• Mugtoe the Career Consultant
• The Personality Disorder Test
• For Paint: Read this and learn something
• wow
• So I posted a thread about art carney dyin
• White House Policy U-Turn?
• im back
• Blind man's bucket
• the happy fly
• Asylum Admin Priorities are fux0red (aka Admin A...
• You know they say that surnames comes from thing...
• Tigers freed from 'squalid' pens
• HIV vaccine trial ends in failure
• Ten thousand Vikings farting
• You're a crank!
• Wal-Mart doing secret testing of RFID chips on u...
• Add to the soup
• Hate in your state
• Did you know that a few years ago
• Happy Birthday Vegas!
• Sand and an overhead projector coolness
• Fantastic animal art
• Who do you ignore?
• Homage to Ear Canal
• Do you approve of George Bush's state visit to B...
• they're preparing the xmas tree for rockefeller ...
• awe
• ZOLTAN! Where are you?
• motherfucker
• NYC schools say "birth of Christ does not r...
• If one thing can ruin the New York Yankees, it's...
• *** Chat note
• Anyone want a new copy of Halo?
• The Pope is dead
• Are people in general concerned at all about ele...
• How do you approve of George W. Bush's job perfo...
• Armless Prospector Jim
• NY Jets moving to NY
• Asylum Notice: Sig Heil!
• proselytizing
• Toppling a Statue of Bush
• whatever happened to...
• If you could bring back just one...
• Font vs. font
• Berkeley Breathed's Flawed Dog-o-matic
• Nolo Contendere and civil suit...
• someone had the nerve
• everything I have ever wanted to say
• Mid-day Execution Song
• Rugby World Cup: Semi Finals
• Are you in favor of new sig limitations?
• The Canadians have stolen Alaska!
• Matrix skits you have probably read already
• Teflon sticks to you
• was this cruel of me?
• Porno math
• lip balm addicts of the world, unite
• Okay, you've convinced me...
• Okay, this time you've really convinced me...
• I finally got around to posting this
• Dear All: You are duly invited to a riot
• Nostalgia
• France Defeated!
• hmm...most interesting
• Why the "Age 18+ ONLY." disclaimer onl...
• I, Claudius
• Pernts?
• the greatest TEXAN ever is coming home
• point orgy 1.0
• Xmas pressie wishlist
• Bodyswap
• Marketing Mistranslations
• Pernts: The Naked Truth
• What shall we do with a sex offender?
• PMS Alert
• Help me test the liberal bias
• How does your state rank on the annual American'...
• Aussie foodstuffs
• Who are these people?
• why......
• New particle found
• Trees to plant next year (Oxsan)
• Oops he did it again, he played with a boy
• When do we kill Hubble?
• Dairy fan?
• Sex offenders less likely to be rearrested.
• Paintipoo need not be afraid.
• What was good about the South again?
• Pernt Plus
• How do I cancell my registration here?
• How do I cancell my registration here?
• Michael Jacksom
• KKK calls for NASCAR boycott
• working days
• the bible according to lego
• Do you know anyone famous???
• Madrid Insider: Complain in the Police & Cou...
• Will Nederland make it to Portugal for the Europ...
• Huzzah for 14k posts
• Museums
• All a board!
• Americanism
• asylum saves
• Happy Birthday ChikChillin!
• Following around Bush in Brittain
• Net Porn addict claims unfair dismissal
• MissConstrued, Birthday girl
• Pentagon hawk Richard Perle admits invasion of I...
• Funny Old World huh?
• history channel jfk week...
• A walk down mammary lane...
• Jackson Haiku
• Is it just me,
• New theory
• How to get the soup nazis on your ass.
• A knight, a buggerer, and a golden opportunity.
• 20 million foes of tranquility
• Can anyone help me with a bit of maths??
• Hope Springs Eternal...
• A true Patriot indeed...
• Happy Birthday Dreamengineer !!
• I Got Mine!
• if you just can't get enough online tests
• We are in the graced presence of a famous person...
• Grandfather Remainder
• Don't fuck with Mr. Plow
• The world is going to the toilets...
• dumb motherfuckers
• england V aussies
• We Must Protect This House
• Moscovian president escapes!
• reward for returned glasses
• I know who killed JFK
• Build a carbon atom using sub-atomic particles
• The Perfect Gift!
• Breakout 404
• A Flood of Nostalgia?
• Is Nita Tunking there?
• We are not amused.
• What should you do if the Internet goes down?
• o......k...
• Confess your darkest secrets.....
• shyloh!
• the girl with the angelina jolie eyes
• King Harold II where art thou?
• 3-year old xylophone prodigy
• Geek interprets Revelation
• Cookery tip of the day.
• Sleeping Habits surrounding nightmares
• So simple, no skill involve. I be like, I don't ...
• eHarmony just rejected my ass.
• Victoria Secret TV Commercial
• Are you gay?
• Super 9 rugby?
• Revelations interpretation. Not SPAM no URL this...
• "Honey? Get milk and ammo on your way home...
• Did anyone mention that.........?
• the time has come...
• you have ten minutes...
• I don't know how I missed his Obit
• Pernt Categories
• Glenn Campbell busted
• Sniper spotter Mohammed gets death
• Do you think the British detainees in Cuba shoul...
• The nature of morality is convenience
• Thanksgiving Cooking
• Is Schilling coming to Boston?
• No more praying for rain: Warren Spahn passed aw...
• What goes up, must come down . . .
• NationStates
• Election tie breaker
• It was noon that day
• What is the average airspeed velocity of an unla...
• Army adds charges against Guantanamo chaplain
• what happened to the internet last night?

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