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Misogyny
By Goatboy
2001-06-02
I am I suppose but a part-time misogynist.
I am not immune to a woman’s charms and on occasion I fall prey to their wiles. I consider myself savvy to woman’s duplicitous nature, but if that special lady comes by I’ll happily put the blinkers on myself and spend the next few months oblivious and blind to reality.
I know I generalize. I don’t care. I’ve never met a woman who wasn’t a bitch. The most you might manage is to be less of a bitch than your sister.
You’re still a selfish, self-absorbed, whimsical, whiney and complaining bitch.
At best you realize this. It doesn’t of course mitigate your faults; it does, however, make them more tolerable.
I know, it’s my fault you are like this. Man seems to accrue the blame for all of the wrong in your life.
Talking to a woman, especially one who is interested in you, or who you have a relationship with, is akin to skipping through a minefield. Subtext underlies every innocent remark. Failure to pick up on the hidden meanings will bring a swift and damning reprisal.... usually something to the effect of "You don’t love me!"
What the fuck is with that? Are you taking secret classes in Emotional Blackmail 101 or is it an innate skill at making others feel bad about things they have no responsibility for or control over?
Instead of music class do you learn how to play our emotions?
Do you live your life in your own little delusional reality where you are the center of the universe? Do you resent the fact that your best feature is a hot, wet pussy?
I think you do.
PMS? Well I’ll forgive you that one. Sloughing uterine chunks monthly is punishment enough for that sin.
My opinion on that particular abomination is mirrored in Leviticus 15:19.
Should women be allowed to fly planes while suffering PMS?
Not unless we’re at war.
I could go on…
I will.
I know we all suffer from vanity but I must say women turn it into a way of life. Vanity is an obnoxious trait at the best of times; with women it is ingrained so deep into their psyche it is hard to tell where it begins and the anal-retentive behavior starts. Get over it. Get over yourselves.
Enough I think. I have to emulate work now for my boss' piece of mind.
Yes, this diatribe was powered by abstinence.